What would you do.....?

If you opened your door and William Hague was frolicking naked in your garden, wearing a crown of freesia and humming "Afternoon Delight"?


Would you phone me immediately? Please?

What would you do.....?
I'd have my finger on speed dial before he'd even had a chance to get to the second verse!
Reply:i wouuld web cam it to u
Reply:...I would alert you immediately...but Id give him your number aswell....
Reply:Sure love ;) I see you've already started to dream... lol





Night night xx
Reply:lol.... yes if u like
Reply:Okay...but after I take video first!
Reply:yes
Reply:I would laugh!!





Hi Veggie.


Googly worm wanted you here--I believe he has a crush on you;)
Reply:You would be the first person I'd ring after the news of the world , the sun and the daily sport.
Reply:you got it veggie
Reply:Oh heck! he was here.....I didn't know you'd be waiting for a phone call...........I've chopped off his meat %26amp; two veg.....
Reply:I'd press our private alarm button honey. You'd be notified immediately
Reply:I'd knock him out instantly...then call you to collect and have your Angel delight lol